Pet Tax

Barkley

Known Aliases: Mr. Man; Barkles; Barkle-Butt; Flutter Flutter Mother Fucker
Age: Eternal (Right Eye Oct 2010 - Aug 2022; Nuts Oct 2010 - July 2023; right cranial lung lobe Oct 2010 - April 2024)
Special Skills: crusty old small dog; eats souls; big bug eyes
Weaknesses: depth perception; making friends; 2 brain cells on a good day

Trip Hazard

Known Aliases: Trip; Trippy Dippy; Trip-a-Doodle
Age: Terrible Teen (1 1/2 years)
Special Skills: big brown eyes; chase; cuddles
Weaknesses: getting Barkley to like him; potty-training

Guinness

Known Aliases: Gin-Gin; Guinea Pig; Sweet Angel Baby
Age: 2010ish - 28 Feb 2023
Special Skills: screaming; snuggles; secret cancer
Weaknesses: car rides; secret cancer that took him out a month after the vet complimented his good health